Friday, March 20, 2020

"THE LYING MOFO" AWARD

                               

And this weeks "LYING MOFO" award goes to:
GIANT GROCERY STORES!
For falsely telling everyone that they are reserving their store hours from 6:00 am to 8:00 am for those who are age 60 and up.
I went there this morning at 6:15 am, and guess what?
There was no one at the front door checking ID's to see if you were 60 or up.
  People of all ages were streaming in the front door with not a care in the world for anyone other then themselves the Ignorant Bastards!
Not that there was much left on the shelves to begin with.
COME ON NOW GIANT!!!
Your stores are already makeing a sh*t ton of money off this Caronnavirus outbreak as it is.  Prices are higher then they've ever been at all the Grocery Stores now.
You don't need to Pander to the Older Crowd in an attempt to try to make even more.
Especially since you obviously have no intentions at all of  honoring your word.
And for this you are the this weeks winner of
 THE LYING MOFO Award!
Not Cool Giant!
Not Cool!!

Saturday, March 14, 2020

FIBROMYALGIA THE NEW "GO TO" FOR THE 47%


According to The Mayo Clinic:
"Your doctor can't detect it in your blood or see it on an X-ray. Instead, fibromyalgia appears to be linked to changes in how the brain and spinal cord process pain signals. Because there is no test for fibromyalgia, your doctor must rely solely on your group of symptoms to make a diagnosis."

Read that again. 
Your Doctor cannot detect that you have it so he has to take your word for it that you do. 

On what planet can you just tell somebody you're in pain, and are to sick to work, and be handed a check for it with no proof whatsoever (other then your word) that you have it.

Fibromialga has become the new "go to" condition for all those who want to lay on their asses with their hands in everyone else's pockets.

I know someone who claims to have this condition, and they claim they can't work because of it.

But I can tell you first hand that it certainly does NOT affect their apitite.

And obtaining a Medical Marijuana Card seems to be the goal of a lot of those who claim to have this condition.

I have a suggestion that I believe would weed out (no pun intended) all those who just want to lay around, smoke Pot, and eat on your dime.

I propose that Congress create a bill that says instead of giving you a check, anyone who claims to have this condition be sent to a Medical facility instead, and be made to stay there until they are cured. 

If they did that it is my belief  you'd see the biggest mass miracle cure since the first comming of Christ.

Saturday, January 4, 2020

YOU MESS WITH THE BULL YOU GET THE HORNS SON!

After years of Iran picking on, taunting, Dareing,  Insulting, and killing Americans, and their Alies, Iran has now come face to face with someone who simply will  not tolerate it any longer.  
And this President will not be sending them pallots full of money to enshure everyones  safety either. 
Nope.  Not this Dude.
 Iran found out pretty quickly what happens when you continue to harm  America or it's Alies while he's in charge of things.  And they don't like it either.
Seems they've gotten used to American Presidents bowing to their threats, actions, and insults over the years so President Trumps actions must have been pretty shocking to them and they are now vowing Revenge.
But as far as I can see, Trump has done the right thing.  
I mean, come on now, this was no Altar boy we're talking about here.  This General is responsible for, and was planing further attacks on Americans, and  American Alies, and Interests.
 So what was President Trump supposed to do wait for even more people to die? 
 And just in case anyone missed it, It has been reported that a great deal of celebration has broken out in the streets of his own country after his death was reported there. 

President Trump did the right thing.  Somebody had to before it was to late.
 It's kind of hard to feel sorry for them when they pretty much brought it on themselves.
President Trump has now put Iran on notice:

"If you Kill someone from America we will kill you back."--Ron White

Saturday, October 12, 2019

WISH IN ONE HAND...

Anyone else tired of the "Simpson's" comparasons to what is happening in the world today?
I just read an artical about how The Simpson's have (yet again) predicted the future in one of their earlier shows.
Seems this kid who made her nasty little climate change speech harkens back to an earlier episode of The Simpsons where Lisa Simpson gives a similar type of presentation at School in front of her class.
And I suppose now we are all meant to believe that everything the Simpsons put in their show years ago is happening now, or will happen in the future.
It all started off with Donald Trump becoming President. In the show, they showed him Riding an Escalator down to the lobby while he waved to the crowd. 
How many times had he done that in his normal life before he even thought of becoming president?
Not to terribly hard to make a cartoon out of that is it.
And if anyone noticed, they also made Donald Trump the President in 1989 in Back To The Future II.
So who's to say this child didn't get her inspiration from the Simpson's 2007 show? Maybe she saw it and decided that she wanted to make that same type of speech.
 Perhaps it isn't really a case of the Simpson's predicting the future at all.
Maybe it's just a case of wishful thinking on the part of those who want so badly for the Simpsons episode where President Trump is lying in a Casket to come true.
Which should tell you a little something about them.

Sunday, September 22, 2019

STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR YOUR CHOICES

The Department Of Justice's Civil Rights Division has filed a Lawsuit against the Baltimore County Police department accusing them of Discrimination against Black Applicants.
The problem seems to be a written exam the department used to screen applicants for the job.
 According to them more white Applicants then Black applicants were passing it.  And that's discriminative, and unfair. 
I CALL BULLSHIT! 
And here's why:
Your Color does NOT define your intelligence. 
What DOES define your intelligence is your own choices, passion and drive for wanting to learn and succeed in the world.
If you made the conscious choice not to attend school to hang out with your buddies, or spend your day sitting on your parents couch playing video games surrounded by a cloud of your own Flatulence, you don't get to bitch, whine, and blame those who did choose to get an education and succeed.
YOU didn't feel the need to attend class, pay attention, and get a proper education.  YOU made that choice.  Nobody else made it for you. You can't come back later and cry discrimination and change the rules because you never learned what you needed to when you had the chance. 
If you can't pass the dam test stop whining about it, go back to school, and learn what you should have learned while everyone else was learning it.
Dont' cry discrimination now to try to change the rules because you never cared about obtaining an education when you should have.
That's not fair to all those who did.

Sunday, July 28, 2019

RETWEET!!!


 A HUGE case of the Ass was apparent in Baltimore recently, after President Trump Tweeted out the truth, about their City, calling it 
"A Disgusting Rat, Rodent Infested Mess."
 City Officials were so incensed, they held a press Conference At City Hall to dispute the Presidents Tweet, saying Baltimore is a great place to live and has a lot to offer. (insert laughter here)
"It is completely unacceptable for the political leader of our country to denigrate a vibrant American City like Baltimore. And to viciously attack U.S. Representative Elijah Cummings a patriot and a hero."  The Mayor said.
 As usual, they took the oportunity to talk sh*t about the President blameing him for not giving the City enough money to fix their problems.
"More Money!" seems to be the recurrent theme  of City Officials anytime there is a problem in Baltimore City. (and it seems there is always a problem in Baltimore City)
 But still no explanation as to where all the money they have been given to fix everything over the years  has gone.
Representative Elijha Cummings did not attend, and one may wonder why since he never seemed to have any problems voicing his opinions before. 
His absence from the Press Conference Leaves some to believe that Perhaps that pesky Money Funneling deal his wife is alledgetly involved in kept their "Hero" away from the reporters and any possible questions they may have reguarding it.
 They did talk a pretty picture about How Baltimore City was a great place to live.
But they left out the fact  that there were over three hundred murders last year, and this year the total may be larger still. And they seemed to forget all the attacks on tourists at Hotels and The Inner Harbor. 
Nor did they mention the gangs of teens roaming the streets randomly beating people within an inch of their lives and robbing them. 
And as far as the City being Rat and Rodant Infested, well that's not an insult, that's just common knowledge.  Has been for years.
And their excuse? 
"There are Rats all across the country".
As if that made it ok.
 "There are two legged rats."   Mayor Young said.  An obvious swipe at the President for speaking the truth, when the real truth is, he should be grateful the  President didn't mention the Bed Bug Epidemic as well. 
Look, this  dude can say whatever he wants to say about how great Baltimore City is today. 
But as far as I'm concerned, the last decent mayor that city had was in 1971 when Willian Donald Schaefer was in office. And when he left in 1987, any semblance of integrity, and/or concern for the welfare of that City, and the people living within it went with him.
And Baltimore City ha$ been $liding into the $h*tter ever $ince.
My take on the situation is simply this.:
President Trump Tweeted the truth and they got p*ssed off about it.
  Oh well!  if you don't llike the truth, Then do something about it instead of  blaming everyone else for your own failures.


Saturday, June 1, 2019

WHO ARE THEY TRYING TO KID????


Now they're on the News trying to tell everyone it's safe to go to Baltimore's  Inner Harbor again.
Safe?  Ha! Yeah right.
 Let's not bring up the couple who were recently attacked, robbed, and beaten into submission after leaving a restaurant by a group of thugs for no apparent reason.
And they aren't the first to be robbed and beaten within an inch of their lives because they dared to enter that city.
And it doesn't look like it's going to change anytime soon either. 
They all know what the problem is.
Until they stop hiding behind racism and do something about it, nothing will change.
And even worse, THESE are the thugs they want to give housing vouchers to so they can get them out of their city and into your counties so they don't have to deal with them anymore.
I say if they don't want to do anything about these animals who are running the city, then let it die it's own death.
 You couldn't pay me to go into that Cess Pool.
And now they want to distribute  this garbage  into the counties?
No thank you.
If this keeps up people will start leaving the Counties to.
And Maryland will be right in line with Detroit and Chicago.
A vast wasteland of Section eight Housing, and Crime ridden neighborhood's.  Because nobody has the balls to to speak up, or do something about the real problem that's plaguing the city of Baltimore.