Ass Kissers

We all know one.  Most times you can recognise them by their shoes because everytime the boss turns around you see their feet hanging out of his ass.
These smarmy cirtters think they have a one up on everyone else.  A special "in" with upper management.  They walk around feeling empowered and "Oh so Special"  but here's what these suckups don't understand.  Bosses don't like ass kissers either. Oh they'll use them for whatever they need done, but they have no respect for them at all.  And more often then not, when the time comes, suckups usually end up in a place they never wanted to be,  And why? because the ass they've been kissing all this time want's it that way that's why.  So pay attention all you suckups out there because the ass your kissing today may very well be the one that farts in your face tomorrow.